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A smelly yellow coat of fur
Waddles and grunts
He has no manners at all
He slurps water from a pail
And forgets to wag his tail
When he sees me walk in the door
Unless of course I’ve got snacks
Then we are the best of friends
He drags me outside for a walk
And I can barely hold on
As he yanks and pulls me down the street
Sniffing every single tree
Where he must stop and take a pee
Then he makes a giant poo
I get to carry home to you
Oh honey aren’t you glad
He’s the best present you ever had
This fat dog I got for you [comments] => 11 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 29 [informant] => merry [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 70 [ratings] => 14 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => PetPoems )

Fat Dog

Contributed by merry on Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:02:23 PM in AEST
Topic: PetPoems

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A smelly yellow coat of fur
Waddles and grunts
He has no manners at all
He slurps water from a pail
And forgets to wag his tail
When he sees me walk in the door
Unless of course I’ve got snacks
Then we are the best of friends
He drags me outside for a walk
And I can barely hold on
As he yanks and pulls me down the street
Sniffing every single tree
Where he must stop and take a pee
Then he makes a giant poo
I get to carry home to you
Oh honey aren’t you glad
He’s the best present you ever had
This fat dog I got for you

Copyright Â© merry ... [ 2004-05-18 21:02:23]
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Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:36:54 PM AEST
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lmao!!!! gaille!!! huggies to gunnar lmao!! loves ya, hugs nessa

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Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:41:24 PM AEST
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lol! Aww this is just so cute, i can picture it and everything. Kinda like my Monty- now is he grumpy in his old age *rolls eyes*

Hugs 'n Love
- Becca

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Angelic_Demon on Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 09:53:51 PM AEST
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LOL! Reminds me of Rose. We had a argument over her being in the house today while it stormed. *laughs*

Great one!

Mars

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Tuesday, 18th May 2004 @ 10:57:12 PM AEST
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This was so funny, I stopped eating for fear I'd chock......I've got one just about like your fat dog......and all she can think to do is eat. and eat some more.
She loves her walks too, and if I don't take her she will crawl under the fence or sneak out of the door.
This poem was so funny!!!!
Just love it Mer
consue

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 12:32:57 AM AEST
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grrrreat stuff, you're barking up the right tree with this one! (is it me? or do my attempts at humour get worse?!) funny and cute well done.

wildejohnny.

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Hurretje on Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 03:02:07 AM AEST
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This is just great! Aren't dogs the most adorable creatures?
Good and enjoyable read!
Greetz,
Hur

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 03:45:48 AM AEST
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Probably the best pet poem I've yet read.
Thoroughly amusing.

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 03:46:03 AM AEST
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Probably the best pet poem I've yet read.
Thoroughly amusing.

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by AnGeL_M on Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 04:28:51 PM AEST
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LoL This Is So Cute & A Very Funny Poem !!!!!!!! Loved It :-) Very Enjoyable Read !!!!
LoVe - AnGeL

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Wednesday, 19th May 2004 @ 09:42:49 PM AEST
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WONDERFUL! He looks like a real joy.
I LOVE dogs---my neighbors' dogs. I have a cat.
Stitch

Re: Fat Dog (User Rating: 1 )
by AliB on Friday, 21st May 2004 @ 05:24:40 PM AEST
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LMAO. Bless he looks so cute, great poem, glad to hear you're a responsible doggy owner too, carrying home the poo lol, isn't that just such a satisfying job!!! lol

Ali xx

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