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Array ( [sid] => 49199 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER! [time] => 2004-05-26 12:27:51 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Great speech Georgie!
But what was that you were trying to say?

'I am a gorilla???'

'Abu...

(Glazed eyes stare blankly into the distance...)

Guhh-raib...'

My god what a speaker!
A gorilla COULD do better!

Here we have the chief exhibit
Of the White House nightmare zoo
Watch an incompetent explode
Going 'Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo...'

My god what a speaker!
Inspiring, noble, brave!
But truly what a load of BS
That sends the young to their grave

ChimpCo snorts and trots home
His trainers lock the cage
A sad and ugly testament
To our ignoble age

A man so ill-informed
He can hardly say his name
Making a mockery of America
Heaping insult on the shame

My god what a speaker!
A gorilla really COULD do better!

Than this chief exhibit
Of such an ugly White House zoo
As he dribbles over his papers
Going 'Goo, goo... Goo, goo, goo...' [comments] => 5 [counter] => 214 [topic] => 41 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )

A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER!

Contributed by steeleyes on Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 12:27:51 PM in AEST
Topic: political

Great speech Georgie!
But what was that you were trying to say?

'I am a gorilla???'

'Abu...

(Glazed eyes stare blankly into the distance...)

Guhh-raib...'

My god what a speaker!
A gorilla COULD do better!

Here we have the chief exhibit
Of the White House nightmare zoo
Watch an incompetent explode
Going 'Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo...'

My god what a speaker!
Inspiring, noble, brave!
But truly what a load of BS
That sends the young to their grave

ChimpCo snorts and trots home
His trainers lock the cage
A sad and ugly testament
To our ignoble age

A man so ill-informed
He can hardly say his name
Making a mockery of America
Heaping insult on the shame

My god what a speaker!
A gorilla really COULD do better!

Than this chief exhibit
Of such an ugly White House zoo
As he dribbles over his papers
Going 'Goo, goo... Goo, goo, goo...'

Copyright © steeleyes ... [ 2004-05-26 12:27:51]
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Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER! (User Rating: 1 )
by bobotheclown on Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 12:33:36 PM AEST
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great poem buddy I always thought he looked like a monkey as well. I think if he never shaved he would fit the criteria perfectly. As always I look forward to your poems. I need to write another one like this. Thnx for your inspiration buddy.

Bobo (joel)

Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER! (User Rating: 1 )
by alecfernadez on Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 01:37:24 PM AEST
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hahhaa, yet again another great write and so true too! Favorite line;
"Here we have the chief exhibit
Of the White House nightmare zoo"
lol, but the question we ask is, if they are the animals then who are the keepers?

Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 27th May 2004 @ 04:03:15 AM AEST
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lol. his speech was cringeworthy, and this made me laugh. Chalk another one up, steel.

Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER! (User Rating: 1 )
by AnGeL_M on Thursday, 27th May 2004 @ 04:17:58 AM AEST
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Omg This Is So Good Very Enjoyable Read From Start To Finish !!
Made Me Laugh :-) Thanks For Sharing This !!!!
Love , Hugs & God Bless
LoVe - AnGeL

Re: A GORILLA COULD DO BETTER! (User Rating: 1 )
by TheWordChirugeon on Friday, 28th May 2004 @ 08:50:13 AM AEST
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Well. Considering that the last, umm fifty of your poems was little more than brainless Bush-bashing, I'll award you with this flamewarrior profile.

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame88.html

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