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[sid] => 50352
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => My Little Moped
[time] => 2004-06-04 04:48:50
[hometext] => Dedicated to my Vespa PX125 'Beezles' - what Am I doing? Enjoy at your leisure
[bodytext] => Its great fun to scoot in the country Ride for hours and rack up those miles You get sunburnt hands cos my laPels dont go far enough People say its crappy noisey But i love the pants off it Its called beezles, because i said Beesleys wrong once Its got Nikked, Crashed, Broken But I still ride cos I love it Scoots are cool On My jourenys I meet rockers They dont like me cos im a mod Who wears his dads black blazer They drive past but keep looking at me in Roos So I foller him, and see him in brid, and do the same He follers me to paull, and give me the finger And nearly crashes My Scoot is crazy cos the fuel gauge dont work properly My Scoots class cos it embodies the 60's-70's My Scoot Rocks cos it does 35mph wiv 2 people on it My Scoot is better than a rocker cos you can store drugs under the seat I keep a hip flask of Jagermeister in the front for dutch courage I ride under the influence of everything under the sun Its ironic cos I ride safer when Im drunk I love My scoot We do 40mph But I dont care [comments] => 1 [counter] => 145 [topic] => 7 [informant] => 01_zanzebar [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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