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[bodytext] => Bull Frog Was sitting in my yard one summer night Drinking my beer from a mason jar Along came a bullfrog and leaped in my lap I offered him a drink he said why not Jumped in my car to go to the dance Darn little bullfrog was sitting on the dash He leaped on the seat and said he could drive He ran into a tree and we dam near died Well now dang old car it just wouldn’t run So I took and shot it with my daddy’s gun I had to walk to pick up my date Darn little bullfrog was waiting at the gate Well he couldn’t drink and he couldn’t drive But that dang bullfrog sure could tell lies He thought he was smart when he stoled my date But guess what little bullfrog You’re at the wrong gate That teaches him not to drink drive and tell lies Wait a minute bullfrogs don’t drive Written by Dorothy Calvert Copyrights © [comments] => 3 [counter] => 164 [topic] => 7 [informant] => freespirit [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 6 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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