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Array ( [sid] => 52585 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Slay the Pop Ups! [time] => 2004-06-18 14:27:51 [hometext] => At first, I was really just angry with all the pop ups I was recieving, but my poem ended up to be funny. [bodytext] => Pop up, go jump off a cliff and die
Did I ask you to just come up to say hi?
You're always getting me into trouble
And making me do all of my school work double

Remember the time you froze my computer when I wrote my essay?
I'm sure that was the laugh of your day
Or at school when you arrived with girls in bikinis
Thanks, I almost go sent to Principal Petti's!

Stop sending me stuff for losing weight
I was healthy last time I ate
Oh, and I could care less about which girl a man would want to date
I'm into guys, so stop asking me to rate

Through your arrogance I can see your fear
What happens if I press this "X" right over here?
Haha, you're not so funny now, are you?
Say hi to the other pop up rejects as you pass through

Or, I can put you through pop up hell
Don't even try to rebel
Pop-up blockers, now they're the best!
I'm done with you, now I can rest [comments] => 5 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Colleen [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Slay the Pop Ups!

Contributed by Colleen on Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 02:27:51 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Pop up, go jump off a cliff and die
Did I ask you to just come up to say hi?
You're always getting me into trouble
And making me do all of my school work double

Remember the time you froze my computer when I wrote my essay?
I'm sure that was the laugh of your day
Or at school when you arrived with girls in bikinis
Thanks, I almost go sent to Principal Petti's!

Stop sending me stuff for losing weight
I was healthy last time I ate
Oh, and I could care less about which girl a man would want to date
I'm into guys, so stop asking me to rate

Through your arrogance I can see your fear
What happens if I press this "X" right over here?
Haha, you're not so funny now, are you?
Say hi to the other pop up rejects as you pass through

Or, I can put you through pop up hell
Don't even try to rebel
Pop-up blockers, now they're the best!
I'm done with you, now I can rest




Copyright © Colleen ... [ 2004-06-18 14:27:51]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Slay the Pop Ups! (User Rating: 1 )
by parkman on Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 02:38:07 PM AEST
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Lol made me laugh, ty


Re: Slay the Pop Ups! (User Rating: 1 )
by Sweetheart on Saturday, 19th June 2004 @ 08:51:50 PM AEST
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Ha thats good, I know how you feel.


Re: Slay the Pop Ups! (User Rating: 1 )
by Essentially9 on Monday, 21st June 2004 @ 11:38:45 PM AEST
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yes they are very annoying. they are the online telemarketers. for some reason im always a winner, like everyone else. excellent write.


Re: Slay the Pop Ups! (User Rating: 1 )
by angelav on Thursday, 24th June 2004 @ 12:27:42 AM AEST
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What's ironic is I had to delete a pop up to read your poem! They are annoying. Fun poem.


Re: Slay the Pop Ups! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 27th July 2004 @ 01:04:36 PM AEST
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i share your pain! i have also posted a poem called pop ups pouring out my frustration.

wildejohnny.




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