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[aid] => mick
[title] => News From The Loo
[time] => 2004-06-30 14:07:30
[hometext] => was asked to write 3 poems 1 about spiders 1 about the toilet and 1 about divorce came up with this
[bodytext] => Sitting in the toilet, on my throne Reading my paper, thinking I’m alone Turning the page, a spider walks by Carrying a suitcase, I ask him why Mrs spider he replies, wants me away Just because I chase, little flies each day She thinks that I want them, I know that I do But only for my dinner, she hasn’t got a clue I turned the page and heard a moan From downstairs, are you still on that throne All I want is a read, at the local news But poor old Mr spider, has very different views His life story he tells me, until he’s very hoarse And how Mrs spider, wants nothing but divorce When suddenly from downstairs, comes a screaming shout Get off that throne and out the loo, your bloody dinners out [comments] => 6 [counter] => 611 [topic] => 7 [informant] => parkman [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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