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Array ( [sid] => 5491 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Excuse Me Whilst I Sneeze [time] => 2002-10-23 15:00:00 [hometext] => Mind play whilst serving time in solitary
Boggo Road cages 1979. [bodytext] => Thru dismal streets of powdered anchovettes
In my suspenders fire engine red,
I ride a psychedelic albatross
Searching everywhere for Caesars'bed.

I will watch the sun come up each morning
I'll rise and follow closely in it's path,
Living to the full life in it's essence
Never caring for deaths aftermath.

Tatooed gold marshmallows
Zebra coloured tea,
Homicidal panty-hose
Laddered at the knee.

I'll wear silk and sleep in cheesecake castles
And live a life of ease with Mary-Jane,
But Mary-Jane must wait until tomorrow
Today Linda-Sue Dixons'on my brain.

Orange-ade cucumbers
Hermaphroditic Peekenise,
Gum drop nasal powders
Excuse me whilst I sneeze.
[comments] => 4 [counter] => 204 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Fwog [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Excuse Me Whilst I Sneeze

Contributed by Fwog on Wednesday, 23rd October 2002 @ 03:00:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Thru dismal streets of powdered anchovettes
In my suspenders fire engine red,
I ride a psychedelic albatross
Searching everywhere for Caesars'bed.

I will watch the sun come up each morning
I'll rise and follow closely in it's path,
Living to the full life in it's essence
Never caring for deaths aftermath.

Tatooed gold marshmallows
Zebra coloured tea,
Homicidal panty-hose
Laddered at the knee.

I'll wear silk and sleep in cheesecake castles
And live a life of ease with Mary-Jane,
But Mary-Jane must wait until tomorrow
Today Linda-Sue Dixons'on my brain.

Orange-ade cucumbers
Hermaphroditic Peekenise,
Gum drop nasal powders
Excuse me whilst I sneeze.

Copyright Â© Fwog ... [ 2002-10-23 15:00:00]
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Re: Excuse Me Whilst I Sneeze (User Rating: 1 )
by OreO on Saturday, 26th October 2002 @ 04:44:50 PM AEST
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I must say
This is different than
Anything i've read before
Great Write, Keep em' Coming

.::´¯`·..· OreO·..·´¯`::.

Re: Excuse Me Whilst I Sneeze (User Rating: 1 )
by outsider on Sunday, 27th October 2002 @ 10:40:54 AM AEST
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psychedelic albatross? try psychedelic furs....much better :)

Re: Excuse Me Whilst I Sneeze (User Rating: 1 )
by spaceotter on Monday, 28th October 2002 @ 08:55:28 PM AEST
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Been there. You write about it well, though.

Re: Excuse Me Whilst I Sneeze (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 26th December 2002 @ 01:01:53 PM AEST
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Dearest Fwog @-<-<<-
great write my friend.. serious though gave me a laugh too with the orangeade cucumbers.. although also many memories of difficult solitary times past.. ty for sharing:)
love and huggs always Nessa

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