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I'm sure this will make you to laugh.
She slapped my red face
she ran for the mace,
'cause I dared put my hand on her calf. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 19 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Cow and a Half

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 6th July 2004 @ 08:18:23 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

A lass led a cow and a half,
I'm sure this will make you to laugh.
She slapped my red face
she ran for the mace,
'cause I dared put my hand on her calf.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-07-06 08:18:23]
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Re: The Cow and a Half (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Tuesday, 6th July 2004 @ 10:35:28 AM AEST
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LMAO!! This was so cute, Norm... I hope you learnt your lesson!! lol
Jenni

Re: The Cow and a Half (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Tuesday, 6th July 2004 @ 10:02:33 PM AEST
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HARHAR, DETY HAR HAR........That will teach you to keep you hands where they belong...no touching the calf afterall......How in the this great big confusing world do you ever come up with this? My this was cute as could be.........just like the poet that created it!
Very Good Indeed!
love,
ConSue

Re: The Cow and a Half (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 03:38:56 AM AEST
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Oh Norm, cows you do see
with calves that are bigger than trees?
You naughty old man
with no leg on which to stand,
but you do make me go TEE HEE HEE!
Stitch

Re: The Cow and a Half (User Rating: 1 )
by RobertKilpatrick on Saturday, 10th July 2004 @ 08:04:05 PM AEST
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I had a little chuckle.. good stuff
cheers Robert

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