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Array ( [sid] => 55278 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females) [time] => 2004-07-08 08:10:31 [hometext] => After many months of suffering fools, I sat down and wrote this piece. At the time, as I recall, the writing was cathartic [bodytext] => Sometime, the day will come
And I'll put aside my tools
When my work is done
Nor sorrow feel, for those other fools

Who labour away
In their particular vineyard
Too tired to play
And for too meager reward

Hell! The place is torn
'tween rack and ruin
Look! See all over the floor
Workers' rights are strewn

So I'll just sing a wee ditty
And go on a spree
Find someplace where
The girls are all pretty
And the beer is all free

The bosses might beg
And they might plead
...I'll simply crack another keg
And continue going to seed

"Oh, Stoney come back
Here, taste this fine weed"
But I'll shoulder my sack
'cus on the manager's shoes
I've just peed

Oh, and I musn't forget
That other little slime-r
The diminutive one
The wee ladder climber

She perches up there
Alone in her web
With naught to declare
And nothing is said

Sometimes I wonder
Why all the good job- os
Seem to go to these ass-kissing yobbos?
They must've learned fast
Where to press their probiscus;
Up which particular ass

It's fine for some
I have to confess
But licking someone's bum
S'not my cup of tea, I guess...

- Stoney [comments] => 5 [counter] => 184 [topic] => 6 [informant] => Stoney1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )
Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females)

Contributed by Stoney1 on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 08:10:31 AM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry



Sometime, the day will come
And I'll put aside my tools
When my work is done
Nor sorrow feel, for those other fools

Who labour away
In their particular vineyard
Too tired to play
And for too meager reward

Hell! The place is torn
'tween rack and ruin
Look! See all over the floor
Workers' rights are strewn

So I'll just sing a wee ditty
And go on a spree
Find someplace where
The girls are all pretty
And the beer is all free

The bosses might beg
And they might plead
...I'll simply crack another keg
And continue going to seed

"Oh, Stoney come back
Here, taste this fine weed"
But I'll shoulder my sack
'cus on the manager's shoes
I've just peed

Oh, and I musn't forget
That other little slime-r
The diminutive one
The wee ladder climber

She perches up there
Alone in her web
With naught to declare
And nothing is said

Sometimes I wonder
Why all the good job- os
Seem to go to these ass-kissing yobbos?
They must've learned fast
Where to press their probiscus;
Up which particular ass

It's fine for some
I have to confess
But licking someone's bum
S'not my cup of tea, I guess...

- Stoney




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Re: Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females) (User Rating: 1 )
by tbird on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 09:44:28 AM AEST
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I was chuckling at my desk as I read this!! This should be posted in every breakroom of every office:)


Re: Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females) (User Rating: 1 )
by tbird on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 09:44:44 AM AEST
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I was chuckling at my desk as I read this!! This should be posted in every office:)


Re: Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females) (User Rating: 1 )
by TheLastStringCut on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 09:54:53 AM AEST
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Hahaha, I like it too! Way to vent! I love the way you work words, sir. I agree with that other guy, "this should be posted in every breakroom of every office!"


Re: Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females) (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 10:25:27 AM AEST
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I believe this behavior can be found everywhere regardless of location.

I work with men and women and prefer working with men. Women can be territorial, catty, conspirators etc.

I also have to agree about posting this in the work place. Maybe target all the offices as well.

If it helps I do my best to ignore them and smile. Going down to their level takes up too much energy.

LOL!

Liked your vent, alot.

Kie


Re: Venting - (My way of coping with having to work with some back-stabbing females) (User Rating: 1 )
by Ina on Thursday, 8th July 2004 @ 01:06:28 PM AEST
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I was going to ***** at the way you used "females" in your title, but then as I read it I liked the poem. It sounded like an amatuer rap.
So i am going to shut up.
nice.




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