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Array ( [sid] => 5590 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => The Britney Spears Meltdown [time] => 2002-10-25 11:30:00 [hometext] => a satire of britney spears. i had a lot of fun writing this [bodytext] => I saw Britney and said, "She's pretty!"
So I went and bought her latest CD
I wondered why she couldn't sing
And I couldn't understand anything:

If she's not a girl and not a woman
Then I hope she's not a guy
Because then I'd be gay

If she's always whining about being scared of her boyfriend
Then why does she keep on saying
Hit me baby one more time?

If she's so lucky
That she's a star
Then that explains why she has such a bad voice

If she's not a girl and not a woman
Then I hope she's not a guy
Because then I'd be gay

---------------------------------------

I decided to break the CD
RIght then, I had to go pee
But I didn't make it to the bathroom in time

Oops, I did it again [comments] => 3 [counter] => 364 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kevinTHEpreoccupied [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 16 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Britney Spears Meltdown

Contributed by kevinTHEpreoccupied on Friday, 25th October 2002 @ 11:30:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I saw Britney and said, "She's pretty!"
So I went and bought her latest CD
I wondered why she couldn't sing
And I couldn't understand anything:

If she's not a girl and not a woman
Then I hope she's not a guy
Because then I'd be gay

If she's always whining about being scared of her boyfriend
Then why does she keep on saying
Hit me baby one more time?

If she's so lucky
That she's a star
Then that explains why she has such a bad voice

If she's not a girl and not a woman
Then I hope she's not a guy
Because then I'd be gay

---------------------------------------

I decided to break the CD
RIght then, I had to go pee
But I didn't make it to the bathroom in time

Oops, I did it again

Copyright © kevinTHEpreoccupied ... [ 2002-10-25 11:30:00]
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Re: The Britney Spears Meltdown (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 25th October 2002 @ 12:09:48 PM AEST
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Hey Kev,

Oops, i did it again!

LOL

That was great
keep em comin!

KriSsy

Re: The Britney Spears Meltdown (User Rating: 1 )
by unpredictable on Saturday, 26th October 2002 @ 08:42:23 AM AEST
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this is good. . .i enjoyed reading, great job. . .i like

Re: The Britney Spears Meltdown (User Rating: 1 )
by Ash on Monday, 16th December 2002 @ 12:47:53 PM AEST
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Absolutely love it. I'm not a big fan of Britney Spears so this really entertains me. Keep up the good work :)

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