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[aid] => mick
[title] => BAD HAIR DAY
[time] => 2004-07-17 15:57:41
[hometext] => We all have Bad Hair Days. My mother told me I would too; she failed to add just how many. And the expense of a fancy hairdo.
[bodytext] => "BAD HAIR DAY!" Wyoming in July can be 100 degrees! Still when I awaken, I feel in my "fifties!" Until I look in the mirror, "Horror!" I say..... "Don't feed it, maybe it will go away!"  The image asks the same question everyday "How are things with you, today?" I answer, 'The front of my head I can't recognize! Back of my head, where little hair is, likewise!" It's going to be a bad hair day I surmise.........? Doesn't take a fortune-teller to see that applies! While brushing my teeth I open my eyes.... 'Tis no surprise, my skin looks like "dried fisheyes!" Bad Hair Day doesn't even come close to reality. What's left of it is thin, white and blotchy. A miracle it's going to take, but, God is in Heaven.......? Big date tonight with the curly haired Poodle Scotsman. My favorite hair restorer, and beauty operator. By the name of "Lady Wiglets" couldn't be sweeter After hours of twisting, teasing, twirling my locks. When 'Scotty' sees me tonight, he'll jump out of his socks!  Created by Lovingcritters July 17, 2004 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vain? Let it be so! Nature was her teacher what if a lovely and unsistered creature loved her own harmless gift or pleasing feature. ~Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.~ "Poodle Smiles" [comments] => 11 [counter] => 161 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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