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The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
Contributed by
liquidsunshine
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Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 12:34:39 PM in AEST
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There once was this gal, Philomena
My boyfriends brother plays concertina
Its played in a polka
My boyfriends a joka
Sometimes Phil laughs like a hyena
You know that one girl, Philomena?
Shed look GREAT in a cortina
Thats a type of veil
Thats probly on sale
N if she wore a tutu shed look like a ballerina
I wonder if that Philomena
Has ever been to Herzegovina
Thats a far off place
But not outer space
And I dont think its near Argentina
And Hey-howdy-ho! Philomena!
Have you ever seen pink sand verbena?
Its a desert herb
Its really superb
And it grows near the strait of Messina
I betcha that sweet Philomena
Likes getting sent iris florentina--(s)
Thats another flower
You know whos got power?
A Greek goddess called Proserpina!!!
If one day the fair Philomena
Were to visit far-off Ndjamena
(A city in Chad)
Where she acted bad
Shed probably get a subpoena
Ya know, I think that Philomena
Should try to collect blue galena
A good source for lead
But eat it and youre dead
So you should maybe eat some farina
Bear with me, bepuzzled Philomena,
This poem could have been a bit cleana
But its crazy now
And I dont know how
To end this poem so Ill see ya!!!
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by princess8383 on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 12:41:10 PM AEST
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lol, this was cute, it made me laugh : )
Thanks : )
Princess : ) |
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by lostinmyself on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 12:43:39 PM AEST
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Girl, you got me in stitches...
This has been the biggest laugh i have had for a long time. lol
(you made me sound like a nutter) Oh how well you know me.
Lmao.
Brilliant Chelsea bun.
Love ya loads! Phil xxx |
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Silent-No-More on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 12:53:28 PM AEST
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FABULOUS!!!!! Oh! This is an absolute delight!!!!!!! How perfectly fun and light and creative and silly!!!!! And Phil.... the absolute perfect recipient for something like this! Oh dear! I think you've inspired me to add my own little poemy for that crazy girl!
This poem is so neat
And Phil's such a treat
Delightful and sweet
She doesn't miss a beat
So I jump to my feet
Knowing we'll meet
When I arrive to greet
Fabulous Phil on a NYC street!
lol! Hugs and love to you both!
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 01:18:22 PM AEST
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Chels, while Phil is still laughing her head off, I would like to tell you this is adorably unique, bright and very funny. What I would not give to have your writing ability. Girl, you are just plain old talented.
Hugs and laughter,
Rita |
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 01:57:52 PM AEST
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Hey hyper chelsea!!! lol That was brilliant to say the least. If we all knew phil like you know phil, I bet ditties would be flyin all over this place. In hyper fashion no less! lol!!!
Love to Phil!!!!! and hugs to you!!!!!
Angel always...joni |
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Jenni_K on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 02:38:31 PM AEST
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OMG!! This is fantastic...you did a great job with the limerick style... and kept the flow throughout!!
Thanks for sharing this...
Jenni |
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 30th July 2004 @ 04:39:48 PM AEST
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you have a natural talent for humour, i still can't get those pickles out of my head!
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by ladyfawn on
Saturday, 31st July 2004 @ 12:55:14 PM AEST
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clever, adorable and very creative:) hugs n' love nessa
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Essentially9 on
Wednesday, 4th August 2004 @ 09:49:20 PM AEST
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| you must have had fun writing this. excellent write. =] |
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Re: The Bepuzzlement Of Philomena
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by Fionndruinne on
Thursday, 5th August 2004 @ 08:46:55 PM AEST
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*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
What a rhymester you are! This was perfect! I think we'll put it in Phil's biography one of these days!
This was fine, my friend. You've a great gift for rhyme.
Andrew |
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