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[title] => SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
[time] => 2004-08-16 16:16:51
[hometext] => This was so cute......I just had to share.......Hope you enjoy it!!!
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"SENIOR CITIZEN'S BUS TOUR!"
The driver was surprised on this tour.
While passengers were unloading, sight seeing adore.
An elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear.....
"Driver, I believe I've been sexually harassed, dear!"
Not taking her seriously, but promised to check it soon
Later that very same day, passengers unloading at noon.
A second old lady bent down, and whispered in his ear.
"Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed, I'm sincere!"
"I'm the second lady that complained, on the left in pink....that's me!"
This time he knew he had to look into it, right away!
While the passengers remained on the bus, he went back without delay
He began to question them, did anyone have knowledge?
He saw this little old man crawling under the seats by the luggage.
He stooped down to question him, "Excuse me Sir, could I help you?"
"Well Sonny you sure can, I've lost my toupee, I can't find it!"
"I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle,
Mine's parted on the side, it was made special!"
Created by
Lovingcritters
ConSue
August 7, 2004
(A friend sent this
to me in an email!)
The poem is mine.
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"You can turn painful situations around
through laughter, if you can find humor
in anything, even poverty, you can survive it!
~Bill Cosby~
*Suspicious Smiles!*
P.S. That's not really me, I was just fooling! *smiles*
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SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 04:16:51 PM in AEST
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"SENIOR CITIZEN'S BUS TOUR!"
The driver was surprised on this tour.
While passengers were unloading, sight seeing adore.
An elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear.....
"Driver, I believe I've been sexually harassed, dear!"
Not taking her seriously, but promised to check it soon
Later that very same day, passengers unloading at noon.
A second old lady bent down, and whispered in his ear.
"Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed, I'm sincere!"
"I'm the second lady that complained, on the left in pink....that's me!"
This time he knew he had to look into it, right away!
While the passengers remained on the bus, he went back without delay
He began to question them, did anyone have knowledge?
He saw this little old man crawling under the seats by the luggage.
He stooped down to question him, "Excuse me Sir, could I help you?"
"Well Sonny you sure can, I've lost my toupee, I can't find it!"
"I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle,
Mine's parted on the side, it was made special!"
Created by
Lovingcritters
ConSue
August 7, 2004
(A friend sent this
to me in an email!)
The poem is mine.
*********************************************************************************************************************************
"You can turn painful situations around
through laughter, if you can find humor
in anything, even poverty, you can survive it!
~Bill Cosby~
*Suspicious Smiles!*
P.S. That's not really me, I was just fooling! *smiles*
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lovingcritters
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Re: SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
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by Archie on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 04:32:47 PM AEST
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| That is funny, but I expect the unexpected from you. |
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by Nazmythian on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 05:02:38 PM AEST
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OH MY, SUE !!! That is too funny !! Absolutely adorable. " And that kids, is how I met yore Step-Grandmama !! " LOL
You go girl !
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by Ilhar on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 05:15:25 PM AEST
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thanks for the chuckle ...makes the day brighter
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 05:39:50 PM AEST
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And why did these "ladies" not have their panties on????? If they did he would not have been able to tell which side they were parted on!!!??? The SSS brigade is getting to be daring these days.
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by kyletycz on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 06:04:55 PM AEST
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Quite amusing, nice write
L8r
Ninja Tycz |
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by Lone_er on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 06:22:13 PM AEST
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| lol, that is cute maam...Russ |
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Re: SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 08:46:07 PM AEST
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LMAO!!!! You are the best!!!!! hehehe thank for the smiles......
Jenni |
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by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 16th August 2004 @ 10:48:06 PM AEST
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| LOL I needed this chuckle today! Thanks for sending this! Christina |
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by katyqueen35 on
Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 12:22:26 AM AEST
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| ha ha ha |
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Re: SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
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by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 07:05:54 AM AEST
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I concur 100% with Archie!
Expect the most unexpected from Connie dear. Full of tricks and surprises, there is no end to her reservoir of hilarious tricks, as well as the collection of serious saying. ready to be dispersed among the unwary.
Thanks Connie,- very hilarious.
Love
Elizabeth |
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by pixie on
Tuesday, 17th August 2004 @ 10:07:12 AM AEST
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hehehehe you are a scream Consue, thank god for your writes lolol :)
pixie xx |
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Re: SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
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by Stitch on
Wednesday, 18th August 2004 @ 10:40:44 AM AEST
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Goodness, Consue, you had me going.
I love your sense of humor!
Stitch |
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Re: SENIOR CITIZENS BUS TOUR
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by Pyrofungus on
Sunday, 5th September 2004 @ 03:29:32 PM AEST
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Omg that was hilarious! Wow! Man that was great! I have to show my mom that...how funny! Ok you just brought up my day! thank you so much!
Thank you for your comments on my work...I do write some happy poetry...like: A Friend, Your Words, An Emotion to Strong to Understand, Standing In A Hole, Jump With Me, Your Words, My Love, Heal, and there's also more...
See most of the time I'm depressed, or watching bad things happen, or images pop into my head, and I feel the pain that's going on so I write about it...
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