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Array ( [sid] => 60948 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => FAMILY GET TOGETHERS [time] => 2004-08-21 19:48:58 [hometext] => Fun things happen at famiy gatherings! [bodytext] =>

"FAMILY GET TOGETHERS!"

July is the month for these........
Grandpa, Grandma, Aunties, Uncles,
cousins, babies!
It's the whole famn damily together.
Moms, pops, your sister, and brother!

Four generatons around one table.
Among teenagers always a little Devil.
Loads Grandpa's drink with a Viagra pill
Just as joke, and a bit of Good will!!!

Soon Grandpa asked to be excused......
Teens whisper, outstandingly amused!
Grandpa returns shortly, all aghast!
He's peed his pants, noticed fast!

"Grandpa what happened to you?'
He replies, "I had to pee, no great issue!"
"I took it out, nearly had a heart attack!"
"It wasn't mine, so I put it back!!!"

Created by
Lovingcritters
ConSue
August 21, 2004
From an email,
the poem is mine
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Relative Smiles!* [comments] => 10 [counter] => 302 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
FAMILY GET TOGETHERS

Contributed by lovingcritters on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 07:48:58 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry





"FAMILY GET TOGETHERS!"

July is the month for these........
Grandpa, Grandma, Aunties, Uncles,
cousins, babies!
It's the whole famn damily together.
Moms, pops, your sister, and brother!

Four generatons around one table.
Among teenagers always a little Devil.
Loads Grandpa's drink with a Viagra pill
Just as joke, and a bit of Good will!!!

Soon Grandpa asked to be excused......
Teens whisper, outstandingly amused!
Grandpa returns shortly, all aghast!
He's peed his pants, noticed fast!

"Grandpa what happened to you?'
He replies, "I had to pee, no great issue!"
"I took it out, nearly had a heart attack!"
"It wasn't mine, so I put it back!!!"

Created by
Lovingcritters
ConSue
August 21, 2004
From an email,
the poem is mine
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Relative Smiles!*




Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2004-08-21 19:48:58]
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Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 08:06:33 PM AEST
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Lol....thanks for the smile...
Hugs
Jenni


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 08:13:48 PM AEST
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Yeah,
I hear ya Mom.
Very funny and nostalgic.
Luved it.
luv, huggs, smiles your brat,
emy


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 08:21:26 PM AEST
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just came from my mom's 80th birthday party...this was cute

Shari


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 08:23:11 PM AEST
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How funny, Connie. Yes, they were always a lot of fun with hilarious goings on.

Rita


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Avarice_Riot on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 10:06:31 PM AEST
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Lol, that's so cute and funny...thanks for putting a smile on my face :)

~Ave


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 21st August 2004 @ 11:56:24 PM AEST
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RFLMFAO! lived the cartoon ay the bottom, a right mixture just like my family.


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on Sunday, 22nd August 2004 @ 12:49:54 AM AEST
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i'd give anything for a family reunion.....how delightful............


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Sunday, 22nd August 2004 @ 05:30:47 AM AEST
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hehehe you always make my day seem brighter ,.... thank you

hugs,

pixie xx


Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Sunday, 22nd August 2004 @ 05:42:54 AM AEST
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"Loads Grandpa's drink with a Viagra pill
Just as joke, and a bit of Good will!!!"...
Awww..my dear great lady ..you made me smile :-) venkat



Re: FAMILY GET TOGETHERS (User Rating: 1 )
by AspenGlow on Sunday, 22nd August 2004 @ 06:44:33 PM AEST
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very,very nice write. I remember those days.

thank you for sharing.

Chris




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