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[title] => CHILDBIRTH?
[time] => 2004-08-26 22:11:28
[hometext] => More and more families are opting for home births. This home birth wasn't meant to be.....it was rather funny!
[bodytext] =>  "CHILDBIRTH?" According to the latest reports on childbirth. Woman and their husbands want home birth! They experience more joy or glow, as they put it! Bringing the whole family together--close-knit!  Experts are concerned about letting siblings watch? They are concerned it may leave a scar or blotch! What is your opinion? What about your children? Would you dislike the idea? Proceed with caution?  Do you honestly think it's best to lie.....? Making them think the Stork dropped them off as he flew by? We teach them not to lie for any reason! What will they think when they find out, view of you cheapen? This small 3 year old little girl had to help. The electricity was out due to a power outage. Little Katelyn had to hold the flashlight high over her Mommy silently, no yelp! Paramedic asked her to do so, no time to think about damage!  Heidi pushed and pushed, soon after little Connor was born! Coming into the world, bloody looking, and forlorn! The paramedic lifted him and spanked his bottom. Little Connor began to cry, quite noisome! Wide-eyed little Katelyn was taking all of this in! She hadn't spoken a word, she was very solemn. The paramedic had forgotten what she might be thinking? After the baby was safe, he thought he should be asking? For her help, he thanked little Katelyn very much! She was still holding the flashlight diligently--hard clutch! He then asked what she thought about the baby's outpour? Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, smack his ass some more!!!"  Mother, Katelyn, Connor and the paramedic are all just fine!" Created by LovingCritters ConSue August 24. 2004  "Giving birth to a baby is helping God to perform a Miracle!" ~Erma Bombeck~ ![](http://lovingcritters.smugmug.com/photos/7766775-M.gif") *Baby Smiles!* [comments] => 12 [counter] => 181 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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