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[sid] => 63820
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => HONEY, I SHRUNK MY BRAIN!!!
[time] => 2004-09-15 10:49:56
[hometext] => Please view image: http://www.geocities.com/kaneix/bush-bozobush.jpg
[bodytext] => Honey, I shrunk my brain!!! No, there really WAS no pain! But now I act like a man insane! And I can only think of war. With a cruise missile up my nose Honey, I just can’t feel my toes! What’s happening, anybody knows? I can’t take this any more! These Neocons have filled my head With nonsense and I’m half-dead That I don’t even know what I just said! Please! They elected President Gore! Let me fer chrissake outa here! All I do is spread more fear! I just realised I need a beer! Before I hit the floor! Honey, they shrunk my brain! And I was ALREADY half-insane! I dunno, I did too much cocaine! It was that and then big snore! How on earth do I make amends? I lost America all her friends All those lies and half-pretends All those people me deplore! I am so sorry I told you lies! And made the world so despise Our whole nation now that cries For the dead, for the pain galore Oh Honey, I let them shrink my brain! And now there is so much pain! I can’t go through it all AGAIN! It was me who caused the war… Let me fer chrissake outa here! All I do is spread more fear! I just realised I need a beer! Before I hit the floor! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 180 [topic] => 41 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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