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[title] => The Perennial Big Brother
[time] => 2002-11-13 15:00:00
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[bodytext] => Perennial Big Brother
I don’t know what it is about me I try really hard, but why bother? All the girls that I really like See me as their big brother. This problem you see, it has haunted me And has done all of my life No women are ever attracted to me Not even my adoring ex-wife. I’ve seen TV, read magazines Women talk of the guys that they need All of the things that they say they want I meet and usually exceed. They want someone gentle, Someone sensitive & funny A romantic kinda guy Who’ll put the seat down on the dunny Someone who is strong enough To open any jar Someone who can write poetry And be able fix their car. And when it comes to lovemaking I can take them as high as a kite With my retarded ejaculation Will ensures I’ll do the job right. But having just said all that I think Sex is just another cog in the wheel I find I don’t get it It’s really not a huge deal. Some times a heart felt hug, Or to hold some ones specials hand Makes me feel complete And it’s all that I demand. I would help out with the housework And really am quite good at cooking But it’s not my fault, I can’t help it That I’m just not very good looking. I’m sure it can’t be that If it were I wouldn’t mind If it were, it would be problem solved I’ll find a girl who’s blind. I know that with my luck Her sight she would regain Then when she seen what I was really like I’d be back on my own again. I’m sure I have a lot to give To any potential lover But I’m destined to be a lonely man The Perennial Big Brother. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 181 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Phill [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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