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Array ( [sid] => 66575 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => ..because I Am In Love [time] => 2004-10-08 07:57:39 [hometext] => Imagine being unusual things...being in love deletes almost any awful experience.... [bodytext] => Imagine being a welcome mat
that feeling after being wiped from someone fat...
but because I am in love I can handle that

Being a beautiful woodern leadlight door
the cats claws would damage leaving a sore...
but because I am in love I can handle more

To be a brass door knob
dirty hands would discolour my image into a slob...
but because I am in love I'd grin and bob

If I was a lounge-real leather at that
what if something spilt leaving it looking flat...
but because I am in love I would ignore, not look at

Being a cool refrigerator would be lovely in summer
if the motor causes a spark and my goods to quiver...
but because I am in love I would replace my own liver

Now, what about a toilet seat
I cringe at the thought it wouldn't be a treat...
but because I am in love I'd wait until that smelly job is complete

Toilet paper would be oh the worst
being ripped,then folded or just screwed up -I cursed...
but because I am in love before being flushed be nursed!
~
Now a nice thing would be a beautiful rose
I could sit in a delicate vase on the table and pose...
and because I am in love I'd stay under your nose

To be a gold band on your ring finger
forever I would stay to linger...
and because I am in love only you I hunger

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..because I Am In Love

Contributed by inoc on Friday, 8th October 2004 @ 07:57:39 AM in AEST
Topic: oops



Imagine being a welcome mat
that feeling after being wiped from someone fat...
but because I am in love I can handle that

Being a beautiful woodern leadlight door
the cats claws would damage leaving a sore...
but because I am in love I can handle more

To be a brass door knob
dirty hands would discolour my image into a slob...
but because I am in love I'd grin and bob

If I was a lounge-real leather at that
what if something spilt leaving it looking flat...
but because I am in love I would ignore, not look at

Being a cool refrigerator would be lovely in summer
if the motor causes a spark and my goods to quiver...
but because I am in love I would replace my own liver

Now, what about a toilet seat
I cringe at the thought it wouldn't be a treat...
but because I am in love I'd wait until that smelly job is complete

Toilet paper would be oh the worst
being ripped,then folded or just screwed up -I cursed...
but because I am in love before being flushed be nursed!
~
Now a nice thing would be a beautiful rose
I could sit in a delicate vase on the table and pose...
and because I am in love I'd stay under your nose

To be a gold band on your ring finger
forever I would stay to linger...
and because I am in love only you I hunger





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Re: ..because I Am In Love (User Rating: 1 )
by Hurretje on Friday, 8th October 2004 @ 08:01:27 AM AEST
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Being in love is being blind, but never was darkness more welcome!
Enjoyable write!
Greetz,
Hur


Re: ..because I Am In Love (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Friday, 8th October 2004 @ 08:14:14 AM AEST
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Truely an unusual poem, yet quite catchy, though I think wether I am in love or not, i will pass on being toilet paper...they goes places, Id rather not smell.
Relly like the layout and style of this poem, and the picture i got, yep this was a cool poem.


Re: ..because I Am In Love (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Friday, 8th October 2004 @ 08:33:45 AM AEST
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Well you definitely reminded me of being in love or that dreamy i'm in love stage.

Got me to thinking this mornin.

Kie


Re: ..because I Am In Love (User Rating: 1 )
by Dorian on Friday, 8th October 2004 @ 12:44:45 PM AEST
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verry nice inoc, and so tragically true . . . Dorian : )


Re: ..because I Am In Love (User Rating: 1 )
by Rxqueen on Friday, 8th October 2004 @ 01:03:43 PM AEST
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Isn't it true? The things we do for love... You definately put it in a new and fresh perspective. It was comical yet tragic at the same time... Love it!!!


Re: ..because I Am In Love (User Rating: 1 )
by Remy on Saturday, 9th October 2004 @ 12:05:52 AM AEST
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ditzy and cute, philosophical and corny... it's got near everything to conjure some feeling and arouses interest. that's talent, spot on!

-smelly_man!




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