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[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Chocolate
[time] => 2002-11-14 12:30:00
[hometext] => oh how i am addicted!!!!
[bodytext] => Chocolate. Curse that name!
How sweet it is to eat, But on the scale, never the same. Hershey, Willy Wonka, Swiss Colony. Chocolate, oh chocolate dear. Aren’t you seeing what you are doing to me? You are letting loose my pants, Letting my buttons pop so free! Your texture is so delicious, Your sugar so, so yum. But oh, chocolate, chocolate baby. Your going right to my fat rear – my fat bum! I’m addicted to you – This is true. More than a cup of Joe. And when I take even the teeniest eeniest bite I want ‘mo, ‘mo, ‘mo! Doesn’t that just blow? Chocolate. Scram. Shoo – do go away. Because your calories, sweet adoring chocolate, On my hips they do plumage and stay! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lisalisacool [notes] => [ihome] => 1 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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