|
 Menu
|
|
|
|
|
Social
|
|
|
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 67906
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => WINNIE THE WITCH
[time] => 2004-10-18 08:18:55
[hometext] => It's October again, if you see any flying witches........dunk, or run for your life, they're flying drunk!!!
[bodytext] => "WINNIE THE WITCH"
Never seen in winter,
or Spring,
Never in Summer,
Always in Fall,
if seen at all!
Her poor cat
riding caboose,
yelling, "Tie Me Loose!"
"Tie Me Loose!"
I thought she was clumsy.....
as her flying was deadly,
That's when I learned she had a problem!
Dizzy was one of her symptoms,
She'd take nose dives like a kite
that needs more tail!
On her take-off, her broom would "fishtail!"
I was thinking maybe she is blind?
I watched her for years, she couldn't unwind!
Around, and around in circles she flew!
Then suddenly drop-spin like a corkscrew!
Loop for loop over the chicken house,
I held my breath as she dived......
dislodging the flag pole on the school house!
Going about 50 mph she soared sideways.
Loosing control she smashed into
the glass doorways!
She lost her old cat as she hit,
I heard a Moan of "Oh, Split!"
Every bone in her body cracked,
She was literally framed as she smacked!
I called 911 to the rescue.....
Couldn't get her down, she was stuck like glue!
When they got her loose.....away she flew!
I thought her flying days were through!
The rescue crew told me she was inebriated!
I guess her breath really smarted!
They suggested she go to AWCC
(Alcoholic Witches Come Clean)
And that's why she flew from the scene!
Well, it's October, and Fall again.
I watched as she circled the pigpen.....
Swerving, and diving high and free,
That's when I saw her straddle the tree!
Poor old witch was really stuck this time.
She's lodged in the tree stump for a lifetime.
Good lesson for all of us when we get "high!"
Don't drink, climb on a broomstick and fly!
Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
October 17, 2004
Top Ten Signs You Are Too Old
To Go "Trick or Treating!"
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over!
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ....." and
can't remember the rest.......?.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full
of restraining orders.
3, You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
1. You avoid going to the houses where your ex-wives live.
*Bewitching Smiles*
.
[comments] => 14
[counter] => 400
[topic] => 7
[informant] => lovingcritters
[notes] =>
[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 20
[ratings] => 4
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
)
WINNIE THE WITCH
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Monday, 18th October 2004 @ 08:18:55 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
|
"WINNIE THE WITCH"
Never seen in winter,
or Spring,
Never in Summer,
Always in Fall,
if seen at all!
Her poor cat
riding caboose,
yelling, "Tie Me Loose!"
"Tie Me Loose!"
I thought she was clumsy.....
as her flying was deadly,
That's when I learned she had a problem!
Dizzy was one of her symptoms,
She'd take nose dives like a kite
that needs more tail!
On her take-off, her broom would "fishtail!"
I was thinking maybe she is blind?
I watched her for years, she couldn't unwind!
Around, and around in circles she flew!
Then suddenly drop-spin like a corkscrew!
Loop for loop over the chicken house,
I held my breath as she dived......
dislodging the flag pole on the school house!
Going about 50 mph she soared sideways.
Loosing control she smashed into
the glass doorways!
She lost her old cat as she hit,
I heard a Moan of "Oh, Split!"
Every bone in her body cracked,
She was literally framed as she smacked!
I called 911 to the rescue.....
Couldn't get her down, she was stuck like glue!
When they got her loose.....away she flew!
I thought her flying days were through!
The rescue crew told me she was inebriated!
I guess her breath really smarted!
They suggested she go to AWCC
(Alcoholic Witches Come Clean)
And that's why she flew from the scene!
Well, it's October, and Fall again.
I watched as she circled the pigpen.....
Swerving, and diving high and free,
That's when I saw her straddle the tree!
Poor old witch was really stuck this time.
She's lodged in the tree stump for a lifetime.
Good lesson for all of us when we get "high!"
Don't drink, climb on a broomstick and fly!
Created by
LovingCritters
ConSue
October 17, 2004
Top Ten Signs You Are Too Old
To Go "Trick or Treating!"
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over!
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ....." and
can't remember the rest.......?.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full
of restraining orders.
3, You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
1. You avoid going to the houses where your ex-wives live.
*Bewitching Smiles*
.
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
... [
2004-10-18 08:18:55]
(Date/Time posted on
site)
Advertisments:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
|
|
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry
Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any
comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please
contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title
etc.
|
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on
Monday, 18th October 2004 @ 08:43:28 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
ROFLMAO!!!!! Thank you for the morning brightener
Shari |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on
Monday, 18th October 2004 @ 09:40:22 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
You remind me with your poem that words and laughter are the fundamental aspects of living. Its that surge inside us that makes us simply smile and moves us when nothing else will.
I loved the pics, the poem, the ending. Very fitting for the month of October.
I always feel raised up in spirit after reading what you write. You are a blessing
Kie |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on
Monday, 18th October 2004 @ 02:08:08 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
lmfao, winnie the witch , drunk? sure you're not talking about my ex? ( ooh stop it Johnny you sexist pig!) poor girls not here to defend herself!
Excellent work as always.
wildejohnny. |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 18th October 2004 @ 11:13:07 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| LOL This was cute I loved this alot around this time! Christina |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Ronald on
Tuesday, 19th October 2004 @ 10:20:41 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| You're such a funny person! I like you so much for that. Thanks for this simple poem. Really enjoyed it. |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on
Wednesday, 20th October 2004 @ 02:35:45 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| Ahhhaa..very cute..I enjoyed its read my dear friend..:-) venkat |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 21st October 2004 @ 12:22:33 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
oh very cute, thank you for the smile, i needed it, hugs n' love nessa
@->>->:- |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by jaeann on
Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 03:12:32 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| oh my god you have me LMAO.......you never cease to amaze me......i love you connie sue!!!!! |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Spazzo on
Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 08:41:10 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
LOL. Very funny! Awesome poem!
Spazzo |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on
Sunday, 24th October 2004 @ 03:37:44 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
Very funny mom.
At least u want have to decorate for hallaween any more as u have the real thing there on the tree.
Good work.
luv, huggs, funny,
emy |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Hurretje on
Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 02:23:12 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
Another great piece, with funny images... And the Top Ten was a wonderful extra treat...
Hugs,
Hur |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 03:18:07 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| awww ConSue....too funny!!!!!! |
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Wednesday, 23rd March 2005 @ 06:08:52 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
Hi ConSue!
This is awefully cute. Just passed by, since long time no hear and spotted this.
Delightful.
How are you doing? I hope well
Happy Easter
Elizabeth Dandy ED
|
|
|
Re: WINNIE THE WITCH
(User Rating: 1 )
by critterhideaway on
Tuesday, 29th March 2005 @ 09:18:00 PM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| CUTE!!! |
|
|
|
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
