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Who I felt was a little too snooty,
I cannot erase
The slap on my face
For a kiss which I thought was my duty.

Girls, if a guy wants to kiss you,
Reach fot a cleansing tissue,
Who knows, after all,
You may like his gall,
If not, you can hope that he miss you. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 280 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Snooty Beauty

Contributed by norm on Thursday, 28th October 2004 @ 09:43:18 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I once knew a gal, a real beauty,
Who I felt was a little too snooty,
I cannot erase
The slap on my face
For a kiss which I thought was my duty.

Girls, if a guy wants to kiss you,
Reach fot a cleansing tissue,
Who knows, after all,
You may like his gall,
If not, you can hope that he miss you.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-10-28 09:43:18]
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Re: The Snooty Beauty (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Thursday, 28th October 2004 @ 09:48:04 AM AEST
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hehehe funny write Norm :) good poem

takecare,

pixie xx

Re: The Snooty Beauty (User Rating: 1 )
by Live2Die on Thursday, 28th October 2004 @ 10:18:57 AM AEST
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haha I like it!!!

Re: The Snooty Beauty (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 28th October 2004 @ 11:10:14 AM AEST
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Any guy who wants kisses
should be put to the task
He may get many
if he bothers to ask
Stitch

Re: The Snooty Beauty (User Rating: 1 )
by a_bear on Thursday, 28th October 2004 @ 02:30:31 PM AEST
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I think you meant, reach not..it says reach fot...but everyone gets it. I laughed from the start. Great.

Re: The Snooty Beauty (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Friday, 29th October 2004 @ 10:28:36 PM AEST
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Hi there dear Norm..........how you be, I loved this funny little ditty......I thinking you could reach for a tissue, and blow your nose instead!!!! That would keep him NEUTRAL!!!!
harhar........took a vacation to watch the World Series......my was it delightful.........except the Cardinals lost, but was wonderful for the Red Sox after 86 years they finally broke the curse!!! Email me please or Hot Mail or whatever!
Hope this finds you and Shirley doing well!
Love
ConSue

Re: The Snooty Beauty (User Rating: 1 )
by inoc on Monday, 11th April 2005 @ 05:33:10 AM AEST
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A cute funny write...
I loved this a lot!~
cheers!~

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