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[aid] => mick
[title] => Dirty talk
[time] => 2004-11-16 18:45:58
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[bodytext] => He called me up on a late Saturday night His voice so deep in tone So calm and collective I started to tremble inside I hadn’t had the slightest clue In whom this enchanted man could be I was trying to picture what he looked like But then all my thoughts seemed to change I thought it was all a joke As he went on with his dirty ways I shouted, “Hun is that you?” He smoothly replied, “Yes, yes it’s me” I started to laugh For it was my boy friend He was moaning over the phone I asked what he was doing He replied, “You, baby” Whoa this was defiantly something new It hasn’t been done before He went on saying how his vein was pulsing Grasping onto whatever was near Making me get all hot and steamy A sharp beeping sound Separated us for a moment There was another call waiting So I clicked over and received it “Hey babe”.. the voice answered Oh my goodness This indeed was my boy friend So who was the imposture on the other line? To my surprise it was A smooth operator I have to say.. the joke was on me No more late night chatting for me [comments] => 2 [counter] => 254 [topic] => 7 [informant] => neglected1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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