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[aid] => mick
[title] => Mary and her nasty Lamb
[time] => 2004-12-02 08:30:49
[hometext] => It basically wrote itself, so I decided to post it. I apologize in advance if I've stained your favorite tale. Comments always welcome.
[bodytext] => I’m about to share a story That is seldom told About that little tart Mary And her centerfold. She was really quite the thing Way back in her day. Then she met a nasty lamb, That charmed her with his way. This lamb followed her around, And was a real sweet talker. If this were going on today, We would call him stalker. Then the little pervert, Followed her to school, Yes, as the story goes, He broke a major rule. Sure the kids laughed and played, For he taught them how to bet. They gambled everything they had, And some are still in debt. The police eventually heard, A suspect he was named. But as he was being cuffed, He said he had been framed. His lawyer was the clever sort Who put a spin on it. Then she turned that little lamb, Into something quite legit. His lawyer turned to agent, And she got her story sold. And no one ever hears about The lies that they have told. If you are wondering What happened to ‘ole Mary, Well it’s sad to say, But she drowned her tears in sherry. No money’s left from pinups, All taken from the scams, But she learned a lesson: To stay away from lambs. [comments] => 11 [counter] => 209 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dtborchert [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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