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Array ( [sid] => 769 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => just a whole load of nonsense [time] => 2002-07-19 21:34:42 [hometext] => you know when you dont want to be serious ........ [bodytext] => Down at the dock
I said to Jock,
who was drinking some hock,
please dont mock,
but I think I`m in shock
for in my sock
I`ve found a rock.
So I gave it a knock
but it bounced off the clock
right into his c..k! (sniggers behind hand)

(and now he is in shock)


A girl called Jan
had baked a flan
inside a pan
to give to a man
whose name was Stan
as she wanted his van.
But along came Dan
who scuppered her plan
and stole it and ran.

[comments] => 7 [counter] => 247 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chatabox [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
just a whole load of nonsense

Contributed by chatabox on Friday, 19th July 2002 @ 09:34:42 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Down at the dock
I said to Jock,
who was drinking some hock,
please dont mock,
but I think I`m in shock
for in my sock
I`ve found a rock.
So I gave it a knock
but it bounced off the clock
right into his c..k! (sniggers behind hand)

(and now he is in shock)


A girl called Jan
had baked a flan
inside a pan
to give to a man
whose name was Stan
as she wanted his van.
But along came Dan
who scuppered her plan
and stole it and ran.





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Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Friday, 19th July 2002 @ 09:39:39 PM AEST
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Brilliant!
I love em!
encore.....encore

Rgds
Dave


Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by Ramfire on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 04:14:42 AM AEST
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Hi Chatabox,
This is funny - I loved it. Keep 'em coming!

Regards,
Laurie


Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 04:47:56 AM AEST
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Penny...my day seemed destined to be miserable till i logged in here and was treated to a feast of your hilarious poems...you have saved the world from a misery moo today LOL
Love Chrissie xx


Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 06:23:28 AM AEST
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Hi Chatabox, This is just what I needed to start off my journey back into ypdc. I enjoyed this very much and hope to see many more. I have been away from the site for a while, but I'm back to stay now... Thanks for making me smile.
Jenni


Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by chatabox on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 09:05:45 PM AEST
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lol, thanks for the comments, I do appreciate it. Oh I have tons of these, just felt them a little childish to put up here for some reason....but who knows now!!!

thanks
Penny


Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by chatabox on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 09:06:45 PM AEST
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Hey Jenni, so good to see you back. I shall be checking out your wonderful poetry soon.

Take care
Penny


Re: just a whole load of nonsense (User Rating: 1 )
by Unaekseveer1 on Monday, 22nd July 2002 @ 12:06:18 AM AEST
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Hi Chatabox,
This made I chuckle! It is very amuzing, well done.

Dean





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