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Saddam Hussein read a poem on the Internet, which shook his soul so much that he came clean about his WMD. Sent the poem to G.W. Bush who pulled back his troops spoke the language of peace and became a good Christian. Sharon and Arafat read it too, the old men met shook hands, created a Palestinian state and retired to a park in Jerusalem were they drink aromatic tea and play chess. Bin Laden, who had been hiding in Geneva translating English poems into Arabic, read the poem too, disbanded his gang and to atone for his sins went to work amongst the poor in Calcutta. Every evening those men look up and know the poet was right: that the moon is but a pat of low fat butter and that stars are but sugar free sweets that won’t make you fat. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 154 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Jan_Oskar_Hansen [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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