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[title] => Me and the monkeys
[time] => 2005-01-12 02:07:04
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[bodytext] => Me and the monkeys Went to the zoo on a Sunday There was nothing in the cages Except a big fat hippo with a Big Mac The monkeys were not happy Grumbling and *****ing about the National Zoo Finally we decided head back home And had a threesome Soon afterwards we got tired The bed was shaking violently And my head was pounding One monkey decided to have some coffee The other decided to booze The drunken monkey started to dance The caffeined monkey when into a trance I closed my eyes And dreamt of a banana pie Me and the monkeys We are just a happy family [comments] => 0 [counter] => 158 [topic] => 7 [informant] => nomadsoul [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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