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[sid] => 7980
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Chicken, The Egg and the Funny Looking Spud
[time] => 2002-12-05 04:40:00
[hometext] => This is one of those "short but sweet" poems. The title says it all and the poem makes about as much sense as the title ;-) but its cute.
[bodytext] => The chicken, the egg and the funny lookin' spud
Didn't look like those three things should 'Then one day the spud, he started to quiver "Oh my!" he said "I got a pain in my liver!" The chicken and egg said "something's not right" A spud can't grow a liver overnight! The chicken and egg, they had a good think Meanwhile the spud popped out for a drink Twas there that they gaped as he came back fully dressed It wasn't a spud, 'twas only George Best [comments] => 1 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Wilder [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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