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Array ( [sid] => 843 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Shakespeare gone bad [time] => 2002-07-20 22:40:19 [hometext] => you know you have certain quotes that stay with you for years, well these are mine, but I added my own verse [bodytext] => "Eye of newt and toe of frog"
a little rabbits claw
now serve it up with crusty bread
its for the mum in law

"When shall we three meet again"
I`ve really had a ball
Same time, same bed, same everything
Now promise me you`ll call

"Not that I loved Caesar less",
I just loved his brother more,
he knew how to please a girl
with his actions of amour

"Is this a dagger I see before me"
or aroused is it you be
a finer example I have never seen
so come, let me clutch thee.

"Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou",
this balcony`s very cold
if your not here when the clock strikes one
your pleasures I`ll withhold!

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Shakespeare gone bad

Contributed by chatabox on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 10:40:19 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

"Eye of newt and toe of frog"
a little rabbits claw
now serve it up with crusty bread
its for the mum in law

"When shall we three meet again"
I`ve really had a ball
Same time, same bed, same everything
Now promise me you`ll call

"Not that I loved Caesar less",
I just loved his brother more,
he knew how to please a girl
with his actions of amour

"Is this a dagger I see before me"
or aroused is it you be
a finer example I have never seen
so come, let me clutch thee.

"Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou",
this balcony`s very cold
if your not here when the clock strikes one
your pleasures I`ll withhold!

Copyright © chatabox ... [ 2002-07-20 22:40:19]
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Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 11:14:46 PM AEST
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Penny this is amazing .....can't breathe for laughing..
Chrissie xxx

Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 11:54:37 PM AEST
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Mad as a march hair........but so entertaining
Excellent....loved it

Rgds
Dave

Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Saturday, 20th July 2002 @ 11:55:49 PM AEST
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Ok! mabe it's hare

Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by Sherry_Gail_Heim on Sunday, 21st July 2002 @ 01:58:33 AM AEST
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Very funny, Chatabox, I really enjoyed reading this. How things have changed..once upon a time, we were the damsels who were to be blessed by any attentions from a man and now...WE CHOOSE...ahhh turnabout definitely is FAIR PLAY!...Thanks for bringing a chuckle to my morning.
Take care,
Sherry

Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by R.G.Love on Saturday, 3rd August 2002 @ 07:39:53 AM AEST
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Loved it!!!

Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by roisin on Wednesday, 15th January 2003 @ 09:38:42 PM AEST
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luv it!!!!
rosie

Re: Shakespeare gone bad (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 16th January 2003 @ 09:34:48 PM AEST
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excellent write my friend.. big *grin* all the way!! lol

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