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Array ( [sid] => 85711 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Ooh! Me dirty washing! [time] => 2005-02-25 16:18:43 [hometext] => this is my favourite poem i have written so far hope you all enjoy it... [bodytext] =>
I couldn’t be a wash basket,
If I could smell and think,
Because all that dirty underwear,
Would make my wicker stink,
To cope with stripy knickers,
And dirty trousers too?
And people’s shirts and socks and things,
And that horrible smell of poo?
There are other items,
I would not want to touch,
For all these things inside me,
Get a bit too much,
So that would be my story,
Then get broke to bits,
By people ramming in washing,
That doesn’t even fit.
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Ooh! Me dirty washing!

Contributed by jackwilde on Friday, 25th February 2005 @ 04:18:43 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry




I couldn’t be a wash basket,
If I could smell and think,
Because all that dirty underwear,
Would make my wicker stink,
To cope with stripy knickers,
And dirty trousers too?
And people’s shirts and socks and things,
And that horrible smell of poo?
There are other items,
I would not want to touch,
For all these things inside me,
Get a bit too much,
So that would be my story,
Then get broke to bits,
By people ramming in washing,
That doesn’t even fit.




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Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by Dusty on Friday, 25th February 2005 @ 04:40:07 PM AEST
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OMG That just made me laugh my butt off!!! Oh, so funny! My husband is watching me curiously now...That was great!!!Thanks for the laugh.
~Dusty~


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by lostinmyself on Friday, 25th February 2005 @ 05:30:10 PM AEST
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Heeheee. This is so cute and funny!!
Great write Jack!

*hugs* Phil xxx


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 25th February 2005 @ 06:35:40 PM AEST
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Hee hee well done jack, i knew you wouldn't do sensible for too long! you are officially a chip of the old block! xxx

daddy.


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by blowfish_jane on Saturday, 26th February 2005 @ 03:43:38 AM AEST
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OMG LMAO Jack your such a clever little boy, and such a cutie too.

THis was really good im impressed with the way you write, i just love this.

So keep writing and wow me ok.

Hugs,
Janey xxx


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by Flipped_out on Saturday, 26th February 2005 @ 04:12:55 AM AEST
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Hey Jack, this is really good, very funny, well written..and dead smelly..Keep it up..we want more!!!

Huge hugs and a big kiss

Kelly XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Saturday, 26th February 2005 @ 10:07:00 AM AEST
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pmsl hehehe that was funny, look forward to reading more from you Jack ;)
pix xx


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by liquidsunshine on Sunday, 27th February 2005 @ 03:30:57 PM AEST
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This sounds a lot like something your dad would write although I think you've done a better job than he'd have done.

Some of my favorite lines:

"Because all that dirty underwear,
Would make my wicker stink,"


"To cope with stripy knickers,
And dirty trousers too?
And people’s shirts and socks and things,
And that horrible smell of poo?"

You've put a giggle in my gullet with this one.
Great job. Keep on writing. You're a natural.


Lots of love and peace be with you,

Chelsea


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by Katie2008 on Sunday, 20th March 2005 @ 02:39:02 PM AEST
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haha! I hate laundry...great write!


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by dtborchert on Wednesday, 6th April 2005 @ 04:54:10 PM AEST
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Jack that was EXCELLENT!! You've def got yer dad's humor!

Remember- take a trip across the pond, and the two of yous make me laugh so much I pee my pants! DisneyWorld is awaitin!!

Hugs,
Tena


Re: Ooh! Me dirty washing! (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Sunday, 8th May 2005 @ 09:38:07 PM AEST
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this is wonderfully clever, jack, i am, as i write this doing my washing and now have a big smile on my face lol, on a serious note, putting yourself in someone else's place or feeling yourself being something else, is the mark of excellence in a writer, great job:) hugs n' love nessa

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