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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => A Gummy Nightmare
[time] => 2005-03-18 08:00:56
[hometext] => Written as if my dad wrote this poem....p.s. this really happened!!! I can't believe...he went home 4hrs away without his teeth!lol
[bodytext] => A 40th party of drinking made me wake in freight Where are my teeth? The ones that I wore last night Looking casually at first I search under the pillow... on the bench... maybe someone took them... now that is low! Panic settling in. I start to shout Help me please my faulse teeth are out! Feeling all gummy I start feeling wild Why can't I remember it's like searching for a child! Time is clicking by I need to get home It's a long drive and all i can do is roam! Yet all the rooms, are all teeth free and clear. They arn't in the letter box?!? Are they?[feels like theyve been gone all year!] My daughter seriously asks Have you a spare pair? As if I thought!!! All I could do was give that stare! The dog hasn't buried them? Surely not! I just have to go home. With empty smiles I feel like rot! Once half way home My mobile is beeping. My daughter found them under the rugs where I was sleeping! A semi arrives a day later. I wait for the package. At the service station, I dare not smile[ I felt like wreckage!] Dedicated to my dad ....luckily we can laugh about it now!!! *inoc smiles remembering....* [comments] => 2 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => inoc [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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