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A Gummy Nightmare
Contributed by
inoc
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Friday, 18th March 2005 @ 08:00:56 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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A 40th party of drinking made me wake in freight Where are my teeth? The ones that I wore last night
Looking casually at first I search under the pillow... on the bench... maybe someone took them... now that is low!
Panic settling in. I start to shout Help me please my faulse teeth are out!
Feeling all gummy I start feeling wild Why can't I remember it's like searching for a child!
Time is clicking by I need to get home It's a long drive and all i can do is roam!
Yet all the rooms, are all teeth free and clear. They arn't in the letter box?!? Are they?[feels like theyve been gone all year!]
My daughter seriously asks Have you a spare pair? As if I thought!!! All I could do was give that stare!
The dog hasn't buried them? Surely not! I just have to go home. With empty smiles I feel like rot!
Once half way home My mobile is beeping. My daughter found them under the rugs where I was sleeping!
A semi arrives a day later. I wait for the package. At the service station, I dare not smile[ I felt like wreckage!]
Dedicated to my dad ....luckily we can laugh about it now!!! *inoc smiles remembering....*
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Re: A Gummy Nightmare
(User Rating: 1 ) by bernard on
Friday, 18th March 2005 @ 12:41:38 PM AEST (User
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A very funny tale of woe. I must admit I smiled when I read this delightful poem. I only take mine out to clean so this I hope will never happen to me. All the best from bernard. |
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Re: A Gummy Nightmare
(User Rating: 1 ) by RavenShadows on
Saturday, 19th March 2005 @ 01:17:41 AM AEST (User
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I LOVE THIS!! It so reminds me of my father whom I lost last year. Thank you for the happy memories... |
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