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[aid] => mick
[title] => Spider In My Shower
[time] => 2005-03-23 16:48:20
[hometext] => I am allergic to spiders crawling on my skin. Just a close encounter of a leggy kind.
[bodytext] => ~*~*~*~*~ There’s a spider in my shower He’s crawling ‘round my tub. He’s rather cute and small But, now, here is the rub. I must be very careful He cannot touch my skin. It happened when I was younger; Oh, what a mess that I was in. My face got shiny-peely And, I could not use my eyes. So, for that very reason, I’m plotting his demise. It’s not fair, I realize For he’s done nothing wrong. But, we’re both in the shower And one does not belong. Yes, I think it’s fitting, As fitting as can be, That he go out with honour And a burial at sea. I’ll cry and sing laments A haunting soft refrain. And bow my head in sorrow As he circles down the drain. ~*~*~*~*~ [comments] => 2 [counter] => 379 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Rous [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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