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[aid] => mick
[title] => My Trip to Wal-Mart
[time] => 2005-03-29 16:23:41
[hometext] => Don't we all just love Wal-Mart?
[bodytext] => I went to Wal-Mart one Friday To buy the household things. And before I knew it I Was browsing necklaces and rings. I picked out one of each And tossed them in the cart, Then instead of heading toward Toilet paper I made my way toward the art. After picking out a picture for My bedroom wall, I knew what must come next was The light bulb for the hall. On my way to the bulbs I stopped and picked out some towels. Then I knew there could be no more distractions, I needed that wooden dowel. When I reached the dowels I Quickly picked one out. I knew I should get out of there Before my wallet was in a drought. Then before I knew what hit me, Close to the check out line. That bright pink shirt I wanted Was on clearance, It’s a sign!!! I put on my mental blinders And said no more stops today. When I’ll be damned if that Voice overhead didn’t say….. PURSES AND SHOES 50% OFF TODAY!!!! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 250 [topic] => 7 [informant] => nativesunflower4 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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