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[sid] => 9161
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => Dear Mr. Santa
[time] => 2002-12-24 09:00:00
[hometext] => This is a little Funny Christmas poem to bring some cheer to you this Christmas! Enjoy!!!! HO HO HO!
[bodytext] => Dear Mr. Santa
Come to my house please, I don't have cookies,but I got cheese, The reindeers are welcome to come too, and even your elf crew, We'll have a party so bring them all, Even Mrs.Clause would have a ball, The table is set,the cake is done, Now it's time for a little fun, The music will play "Rockin Around the Christmas tree", The kettles on for some hot tea, So bring who you want,just please stop by, Or my hubby & will start to cry, So just come on in, and park that sleigh, Just think of what the neighbors will say, My hubby & I have been planning all year, We even went out to get some beer! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 163 [topic] => 7 [informant] => LOWMAN613 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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