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[sid] => 95952
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
[time] => 2005-05-27 10:13:56
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => WHAT IS THIS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND. I EAT IT ALL UNTIL THE END. THIS IS HEAVEN CAN YOU SEE. ALL THIS CHOCOLATE IN FRONT OF ME. I SAY TO MYSELF JUST ONE MORE. SO I GET UP TO GO TO THE STORE. I FIND SOME ON SALE AND BUY THEM ALL. HERE I GO STRAIGHT TO THE MALL. CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE HERE AND THERE. WHATS GETTING TIGHT? MY UNDERWEAR. I EAT ONE MORE ON THE ROAD. HERE I GO TO HIT THE KERMODE. WITH A GLIPSE I SEE THE SCALE. I LOOK TO SEE, MY FACE IS PALE. I’VE GAINED 10 POUNDS..I HIT THE FLOOR. I NEED CHOCOLATE I YELL BUT JUST ONE MORE! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 206 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kylie [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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