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[sid] => 98258
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[aid] => mick
[title] => RAINING (or: why i dont like rain)
[time] => 2005-06-16 13:16:16
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[bodytext] => OKok so i woke up this mornin and it was raining & my head was aching and my legs they were paining so i said to my mummy "i dont want to go to school i wanna be like all the cool kids! o, they are so cool!" she said in return, "don't be silly, please just go!" so i left while the rain still splatter'd the window and i got to school and everyone there was sad because did i mention it was raining? and it was bad so i thought okay, i'll pretend that i am ill so i chopped off my leg with a pneumatic drill (which is harder, you know, than you might think! but i collected the blood carefully in the kitchen sink: it is always important to stick to good hygiene otherwise, you know, you might rupture your spleen!) so, the nurse caught me and said "don't pretend!" so i had to stay out in the rain without a friend or a leg. so this is the reason why i do not like rain because i associate with it VERY GREAT PAIN and now i only have one leg! i tried to buy a wooden one instead but people kept using it to whack my head so this is what i say to you: when it's raining, stay in bed! o, i do not just implore you, but i beg! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME WITH ONE LEG. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 32 [informant] => apostrophic [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 2 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => SadPoetry )
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