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[sid] => 99092
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => 5p Short
[time] => 2005-06-23 14:39:48
[hometext] => I wrote this poem after getting turned for a cake because i was 5p short just before i got on a train, i took my hunger out on paper on the train.
[bodytext] => "1 pound 20 please mate" All i want is a cake "Your 5 pence short, sorry" is it that important for all its sake Maybe i should scrat for the rest or approach the cashier with a knife because we all know this 5p will save the companies life Or maybe the extra 5p is special enchanted by a ghost and if i were not to pay it could take my body as a host They might send this 5p to charity and put it to good use which is all well and good or what if this is an excuse? Maybe i am wrong they may send this 5p away but what of the other £1.15 suppose thats there to stay I guess i will put the cake back Yes sir, you may of won but wait till i come back with my 5p and my gun! [comments] => 1 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 6 [informant] => Robdob_2004 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )
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