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Array ( [sid] => 172907 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Bacon sue [time] => 2012-06-08 19:06:59 [hometext] => true story [bodytext] => now there's a name I pretty sure
that's not brought by the stork
she's really big & ugly
& really full of pork

she is sitting in her water tub
looking at me like she knows
all the sudden she jumps out
& under the fence she goes

well now she is loose
I yell for the kids to come
they all just simply laughed at me
& said we'll see you when your done

the pig was pretty brave
as it stood & stared me down
I then started walking towards her
then she knocked me to the ground

I jumped back up & yelled
her name(bacon sue)
at the time it seemed the best thing
I could even want to do

well I think that she knows english
at least around her pen
before I could think it threw
I was on the ground again

I'm still gonna call her bacon sue
on my side of the fence
but everytime she hears it
she seems to get intence

I guess you could say I caught her
I let her chase me in her pen
the rules were so called cheating
but once again I win
the hot shot poet [comments] => 3 [counter] => 115 [topic] => 51 [informant] => thehotshotpoet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Event )
Bacon sue

Contributed by thehotshotpoet on Friday, 8th June 2012 @ 07:06:59 PM in AEST
Topic: Event



now there's a name I pretty sure
that's not brought by the stork
she's really big & ugly
& really full of pork

she is sitting in her water tub
looking at me like she knows
all the sudden she jumps out
& under the fence she goes

well now she is loose
I yell for the kids to come
they all just simply laughed at me
& said we'll see you when your done

the pig was pretty brave
as it stood & stared me down
I then started walking towards her
then she knocked me to the ground

I jumped back up & yelled
her name(bacon sue)
at the time it seemed the best thing
I could even want to do

well I think that she knows english
at least around her pen
before I could think it threw
I was on the ground again

I'm still gonna call her bacon sue
on my side of the fence
but everytime she hears it
she seems to get intence

I guess you could say I caught her
I let her chase me in her pen
the rules were so called cheating
but once again I win
the hot shot poet




Copyright © thehotshotpoet ... [ 2012-06-08 19:06:59]
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Re: Bacon sue (User Rating: 1 )
by Maygee on Friday, 8th June 2012 @ 09:30:02 PM AEST
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Very unique I liked it :)


Re: Bacon sue (User Rating: 1 )
by desire on Saturday, 9th June 2012 @ 11:06:07 AM AEST
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now that was a fun poem bacon sue i love it... maybe she thinks her name means breakfast lol im just teasing, but i so enjoyed reading it


Re: Bacon sue (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Thursday, 14th June 2012 @ 02:39:19 AM AEST
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Very entertaining write.
I can only image. I'm imagining a hilarious situation.
Big smiles,
emy




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