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Her New Selfie

Contributed by jamesstockdale on Tuesday, 25th August 2015 @ 01:58:56 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Me so happy
Me so fine
When I do a selfie
It's oh so divine
I take them from the right
Some to the left
With much delight
The one I love best
Is from behind
To show you my perky derriere
I be so fine
Au contraire
The nerve of me
To flaunt my big fat rear
Way up in the air
You may think it's
All a bunch of bunk
But I have so many followers
Of that junk in my trunk

Copyright © jamesstockdale ... [ 2015-08-25 13:58:56]
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Re: Her New Selfie (User Rating: 1 )
by Archie on Tuesday, 25th August 2015 @ 04:19:38 PM AEST
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Interesting write , but I have too much trunk space to laugh. Maybe your girl would laugh.

Re: Her New Selfie (User Rating: 1 )
by xHeathenx on Thursday, 27th August 2015 @ 09:38:27 AM AEST
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Are you saying there's something wrong with this? Everyone needs to see the junk in my trunk! EVERYONE!!1

Lol it's funny how full-body selfies are a large percentage how a lot of us have pictures online that we share. Not much to the posing and portraiture anymore.

Re: Her New Selfie (User Rating: 1 )
by kmec1990 on Monday, 23rd November 2015 @ 10:04:50 PM AEST
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Just LOLing... I have to laugh at all the selfies posted by a few FaceBook friends. Never understood the concept myself, I detest having my pic taken.
Great write thanks for the belly laugh

Re: Her New Selfie (User Rating: 1 )
by FireStarter on Friday, 5th August 2016 @ 01:40:33 AM AEST
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This made me laugh so loud :)

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