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An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer

Contributed by randyjohnson on Monday, 8th February 2016 @ 06:56:55 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he/'/s eighty-seven, he/'/s an old geezer.
When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate.
Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt.
I was about to give that old man a smack.
He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack.
I had the old man arrested after I called the Police.
Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they/'/re calling me a beast.
My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked.
This will not happen again, from now on I/'/m going to keep my doors locked.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2016-02-08 18:56:55]
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Re: An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer (User Rating: 1 )
by xHeathenx on Tuesday, 9th February 2016 @ 05:58:27 AM AEST
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This is pretty good. The ending actually put a smile on my face.
A bit more amusing than I expected. ;)

Re: An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Tuesday, 9th February 2016 @ 11:46:37 AM AEST
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Very cute... LOL
All smiles...


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