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Seven Fishes

Contributed by jamesstockdale on Saturday, 11th March 2017 @ 08:41:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I finally found a woman
That I know is true
Even so, she still makes me blue
All she seems to do
Is throw me some kisses
And brew up some lousy stew
She even makes me do the dishes
After a plate of her seven fishes
What is a real man to do?
When those big fat lips come your way
And they say, I love you...........
Oh yeah, fishes, kisses, and some bad stew
What`s a brother to do?

Copyright © jamesstockdale ... [ 2017-03-11 08:41:00]
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Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 12th March 2017 @ 05:24:25 AM AEST
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I suppose complain???

I like it, life is like this. Even when you get what you wish
for, you know something seems to be missing, just
like a crazy old fool.

good for you sir jamesstockdale!

Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by alicewhite on Sunday, 12th March 2017 @ 02:32:27 PM AEST
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Lol make a woman feel special then , u got game , lol so try cooking your own stew with that n save the fish for Friday , kind of enjoyed it anyway

Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Sunday, 12th March 2017 @ 05:37:50 PM AEST
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Me thinks James that if fishes, kisses, dishes and bad stew are your worst problems...
you are far ahead of the game!

I like your question at the end, rhetorical as it may be...your humor is what makes life delish!

Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by unknown_utopia on Tuesday, 14th March 2017 @ 03:03:45 PM AEST
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could not stop laughing reading this one.....

Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by Invierno on Thursday, 16th March 2017 @ 08:26:12 AM AEST
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Fish and bad stew and fat lips...holy schiesse! Where/'/s my moped? I need the f**k outta here!


Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 5th September 2020 @ 10:02:00 AM AEST
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//lol, too funny!!!

Re: Seven Fishes (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 5th September 2020 @ 10:02:30 AM AEST
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//And stinky!

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