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POKED

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Friday, 24th November 2017 @ 06:12:06 AM in AEST
Topic: abstract



Poked

Purchased some food
From the local supermarket
New product, looked good enough to try
Then when I opened it at home
Found someone had had a sneaky try before I did in store

A finger inserted into my purchase
A scoop was removed then lid replaced
The culprit had foxed me and the store
Reporting said offence for sure, I did

Resulting in satisfaction
Full refund and a free product too
It pays to shop at this store
They really look after you
Looking forward to getting my replacement product
Watching out for the finger poking food thief

by banjosandwitch 21/11/17
https://soundcloud.com/gary-banjosandwitch-worthington




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Re: POKED (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 24th November 2017 @ 09:52:39 PM AEST
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kind of sounds as though pokey was there
pokey from old smokey, or at least that/'/s what
he liked to be called. he wanted to try a lot of packaged food in his day, but truth be told lived under a tight budget.
a good Samaritan old pokey thought he was, which processed foods were good and which not so good,
he thought of himself as an encyclopedia, fer the consumer no less, he often stated, I must try the food,
if just a mere dab with the mere tip of my finger upon tongue, and please please rest assured, I do care
about hygiene, she/'/s after all, my little sis.

Peace!


Re: POKED (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Saturday, 25th November 2017 @ 01:44:34 PM AEST
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YUCK. How awful. A rude awakening!
I spent a day with a Department of Health inspector, looking at fast food kitchens. It was a full year before I could eat at one!
What we don/'/t know may be a good thing.
softerware




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