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Damn Christmas Bills

Contributed by Randyjohnson on Sunday, 17th December 2017 @ 06:52:50 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen from outer space.
When I get my electic bill, I always cuss and holler.
Those damn lights cost me over five hundred dollars.
My wife calls her relatives and they are all long-distance calls.
She doesn/'/t phone just one or two relatives, She phones them all.
My wife sends expensive gifts to her relatives.
I/'/d like to shoot the person who said it/'/s better to give.
My mother-in-law will get a Rolex watch.
But all that i/'/ll get is a damn pair of socks.
I have to spend a lot of money at Christmas, it/'/s pitiful how much I lose.
If you don/'/t have to spend money at Christmas, I want to be in your shoes.

Copyright © Randyjohnson ... [ 2017-12-17 18:52:50]
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Re: Damn Christmas Bills (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Monday, 18th December 2017 @ 10:10:05 AM AEST
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Too funny and true!
It/'/s going to be a slim Xmas here.
Great write!

Re: Damn Christmas Bills (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Thursday, 21st December 2017 @ 12:38:48 PM AEST
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Randy! This is hysterical. You have touched on all the things most of us dislike about the holiday!
It rings so true that it had me on the floor!

Well done!

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