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Array ( [sid] => 184727 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Santa is tired of burning his butt [time] => 2017-12-20 11:05:41 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what I do for boys and girls.
Every time I go down a chimney, I singe my big butt.
Why do I keep doing this every year, I must be nuts.
I wish that Christmas would come in June or July.
If it came when people have no fires, my butt wouldn/'/t get fried.
It/'/s bad enough when Mrs. Claus and my elves laugh because of my gut.
But it hurts when I sit down because I have third degree burns on my butt.
Parents better leave their doors unlocked the next time Christmas comes around.
Because if they lock their doors, Santa Claus sure as hell won/'/t be coming to town. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 64 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Santa is tired of burning his butt

Contributed by Randyjohnson on Wednesday, 20th December 2017 @ 11:05:41 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what I do for boys and girls.
Every time I go down a chimney, I singe my big butt.
Why do I keep doing this every year, I must be nuts.
I wish that Christmas would come in June or July.
If it came when people have no fires, my butt wouldn/'/t get fried.
It/'/s bad enough when Mrs. Claus and my elves laugh because of my gut.
But it hurts when I sit down because I have third degree burns on my butt.
Parents better leave their doors unlocked the next time Christmas comes around.
Because if they lock their doors, Santa Claus sure as hell won/'/t be coming to town.




Copyright © Randyjohnson ... [ 2017-12-20 11:05:41]
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Re: Santa is tired of burning his butt (User Rating: 1 )
by nightwolf on Wednesday, 20th December 2017 @ 12:04:56 PM AEST
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One of Saint Nicks problems that few consider. Very funny


Re: Santa is tired of burning his butt (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Thursday, 21st December 2017 @ 09:06:28 AM AEST
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Lovely............ lol
You/'/re in a good mood this year :)


Re: Santa is tired of burning his butt (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Thursday, 21st December 2017 @ 11:46:21 AM AEST
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And a merry holiday to you as well!
Rudolph is smart: he stays on the roof.
I say we all chip in and buy Santa a pair of Kevlar boxers!
softerware




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