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A Rabbit Wasn't Included

Contributed by randyjohnson on Thursday, 22nd March 2018 @ 09:41:48 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn/'/t included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I concluded.
All that I was served was some cheese on toast.
I soon learned that the chef wasn/'/t a nice host.
I wanted a rabbit and that was what I demanded.
He threw me out the door because he said I needed to be reprimanded
I was upset at that chef so I decided to enter his restaurant again.
When he was through, I thought they/'/d have to call my next of kin.
He burned my butt with his stove and he hit my head with a frying pan.
I soon learned that when that chef gets riled, he/'/s a dangerous man.
If you order Welsh Rabbit at his restaurant and ask for a rabbit, he will say no.
And for your own safety you should leave his restaurant peacefully, just let it go.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2018-03-22 21:41:48]
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Re: A Rabbit Wasn't Included (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Friday, 23rd March 2018 @ 03:29:26 AM AEST
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Your humor is delightful! An angry chef is daunting indeed. They have sharp pointy things in the kitchen, and you could be fricassee!
You were lucky...probably saved by those four rabbits feet!
I like this Randy...its a rare bit. (sorry)

Re: A Rabbit Wasn't Included (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Saturday, 24th March 2018 @ 12:59:50 AM AEST
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A great lesson in this write.
Good work,

Re: A Rabbit Wasn't Included (User Rating: 1 )
by Durango on Saturday, 24th March 2018 @ 04:07:26 AM AEST
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Humorous poems I think are the hardest to create.
I got a kick out of this, well done.

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