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Getting Social!

Contributed by softerware on Friday, 27th April 2018 @ 05:23:17 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Why should anyone be lonely?
Knowing that we all have only;
To join world wide conversations;
Right on-line; no invitation!

I donít have my own laugh track;
Iím not on the stars homes map;
No publicity; no trailers;
Socially Iím just a failure.

What I needs an agent;
A body guard or two;
And so you wonít forget me;
A full time camera crew!

A sprayed on dress; a full time chef;
A cellar full of wine.
Potentially, essentially;
A Youtube valentine!

But I canít afford all that;
So hows a girl supposed to chat;
To flex her muscles socially?
Improve her visibility?

Sites like Twitter, let us be;
Instant world wide disc jockeys!
(speaking presidentially)

Explains the popularity;
Of social media sites to me;
Facebook please, make me star!
Twinkle twinkle, here I are!







Copyright © softerware ... [ 2018-04-27 17:23:17]
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Re: Getting Social! (User Rating: 1 )
by unknown_utopia on Saturday, 28th April 2018 @ 03:02:19 PM AEST
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You are a super star
yay for jaye


Re: Getting Social! (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Saturday, 28th April 2018 @ 10:38:15 PM AEST
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Exactly! Great write Jaye.
I can/'/t stand FB and the like. I think they all should be for teenagers...
I love the last line :)

Weird.... The loneliest I/'/ve ever been has been in a crowded room... If they ain/'/t your kind of people it can get lonely real quick!!


Re: Getting Social! (User Rating: 1 )
by Durango on Sunday, 29th April 2018 @ 04:28:40 PM AEST
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I enjoy how sarcasm is cleverly used to make a point.
Your wording isn/'/t scathing, it/'/s holding a mirror up to the cyber scene. Well done, hun.




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