Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!
Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com    Poems On Site: 198,500+   Comments On Poems: 427,000+   Forum Posts: 105,000+
Custom Search
  Welcome ! Home  ·  FAQ  ·  Topics  ·  Web Links  ·  Your Account  ·  Submit Poetry  ·  Top 30  ·  OldSite Link 15-April 17:19:36 AEST  
· Micks Shop
· Our eBay Store· Error Submit
· Submit Poetry
· Least Read Poems
· Topics
· Members Listing
· Old Site Post 2001
· Old Site Pre 2001
· Poetry Archive
· Public Domain Poetry
· Stories (NEW ! )
· Submit Story
· Story Topics
· Stories Archive
· Story Search
· Our Poetry Forums
· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

  Site Help
· Feedback

  Members Areas
· Your Account
· Members Journals
· Premium Sign-Up
  Premium Section
· Special Section
· Premium Poems
· Premium Submit
· Premium Search
· Premium Top
· Premium Archive
· Premium Topics
 Fun & Games

· Jokes
· Bubble Puzzle
· ConnectN
· Cross Word
· Cross Word Easy
· Drag Puzzle
· Word Hunt
· Dictionary
· Dictionary (Rhyming)
· Site Updates
· Content
· Special Content
· Search
· Web Links
· All Links
· Top 30
  Help This Site
· Donations
· Recipes
· Moderators
Our Other Sites
· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story



Contributed by randyjohnson on Wednesday, 5th September 2018 @ 10:54:53 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn/'/t know how to put her knife and fork down.
She eats all of our food, and she eats the baking soda as well.
If obesity was a crime, she/'/d spend two hundred years in jail.
When she buys groceries, people go hungry because she buys all of the food.
I have to hide because the empty refrigerator has put her in a very bad mood.
She thought my hockey pucks were sausage patties, and they were devoured.
I would confront her about her weight problem, but I/'/m too big of a coward.
When we go to Food City, she cleans out the deli.
She/'/s so fat that an airplane could land on her belly.
She said when I won her heart, it was like winning first prize.
I could agree with her but my mother taught me not to tell lies.
I have to work three jobs to feed her, that/'/s something I don/'/t enjoy doing.
When there is food in the house, it/'/s impossible for her to stop chewing.
If I could/'/ve looked into the future, I wouldn/'/t have said I Do.
Don/'/t laugh or make fun, the same thing might happen to you.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2018-09-05 22:54:53]
(Date/Time posted on site)


Previous Posted Poem         | |         Next Posted Poem

Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.

While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com