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Terrible Moonshine

Contributed by randyjohnson on Friday, 14th September 2018 @ 10:44:20 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

People don/'/t like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right minds wants this whiskey of mine.
I/'/ve received a lot of angry phone calls, and some pretty nasty letters.
People say that when it comes to my shine, horse pee tastes better.
A city slicker actually called my moonshine slop.
He felt he/'/d been ripped off so he called the cops.
The police arrested him too for buying the moonshine in the first place.
His stupidity got him jail time, you should/'/ve seen the look on his face.
My shine is so terrible that the Surgeon General has started putting a warning label on every bottle.
If you drink my 130 proof moonshine, you won/'/t walk straight for days, when you walk, you will waddle.
My shine will knock your head off, it/'/s sure not as mild as a malt.
I/'/ve warned you about my shine so if it makes you go blind, it will be your fault.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2018-09-14 22:44:20]
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Re: Terrible Moonshine (User Rating: 1 )
by PreciousKitten on Saturday, 15th September 2018 @ 05:17:57 AM AEST
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this poem is truly priceless in its own way, plus this is relatable. and i like it. keep it up. please.

Re: Terrible Moonshine (User Rating: 1 )
by allforyou on Saturday, 15th September 2018 @ 06:52:51 PM AEST
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awesome story!

Re: Terrible Moonshine (User Rating: 1 )
by ingeniusidiot on Thursday, 20th September 2018 @ 08:05:40 PM AEST
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Awesome piece you have penned here.
I needed a good laugh today, so I thank you
so very much :)
Keep up the good work.


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