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Contributed by softerware on Saturday, 19th January 2019 @ 08:16:23 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I sincerely DEPLORE
our local PRESS CORPS.
They called my BOOKSTORE
an EYESORE to the CORE!
So I finished my CHORES,
flung wide the DOORS,
Until I had POURED
hot water in CORDS,on all of the FLOORS
and ENSURED it completely RESTORED.
Now theyre ONBOARD.
It is once more ADORED
and as a REWARD, the SCORE has SOARED.

I advise FURTHERMORE, you IGNORE, this

On my SWORD I will BORE you NO MORE!

Copyright © softerware ... [ 2019-01-19 20:16:23]
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Re: DRUNKEN MUSE (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Saturday, 19th January 2019 @ 10:29:34 PM AEST
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This was rather juicy...lol
Wonderful and bold in the right places!!!!
The last line was glorious....

Re: DRUNKEN MUSE (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 20th January 2019 @ 05:47:37 AM AEST
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no comment...
had lunch with my
sister today, take the plunge---
a thirty day relief from alcohol
she took.
I told her that was nice.

I can see straight, but how straight,
is the question.


Re: DRUNKEN MUSE (User Rating: 1 )
by ingeniusidiot on Monday, 21st January 2019 @ 10:26:41 PM AEST
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I enjoyed alot. I have to say that I tried to write
a solo rhyme scheme piece a number of years ago
but I wasnt nearly as successful as you were with this.
Just proves the point that we need venture outside
our comfort zones from time to time.


Re: DRUNKEN MUSE (User Rating: 1 )
by Invierno on Friday, 25th January 2019 @ 11:44:56 PM AEST
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I like it. No easy task to flail a rhyme scheme, but you pulled it off. Vodka improved NOTHING for me; nor it/'/s many flavored cousins.

I dis-invited the whole lot of them three years, 2 months and 24 days ago, and I/'/ve never been more relieved. They don/'/t even bother knocking to be let in.

Great little ditty.


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