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If

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Thursday, 7th February 2019 @ 10:03:56 PM in AEST
Topic: abstract



If
If I changed my name to Jesus would you listen to what I say?
If I changed my name to Allah would you bow down and pray?
If I changed my name to King of the world and commanded you to bend down and scratch my ass would you?
If you answer yes to any of the above it is your round at the pub for ever
If you follow one thing make it your heart
I am the King of the world and I have just done a fart

BY BANJOSANDWITCH 07/02/19




Copyright © banjosandwitch ... [ 2019-02-07 22:03:56]
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Re: If (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Friday, 8th February 2019 @ 02:44:01 AM AEST
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Your poem is the tale of someone trying hard to be noticed. It is kinda cute because it reminds me of the way my son would talk to get our attention when he was 6, and had no respect or authority.
Showing off, you know?
Thank you for reminding me, and every mom who probably went through this stage when her kids were growing up! Such nostalgia!
softerware


Re: If (User Rating: 1 )
by ingeniusidiot on Monday, 11th February 2019 @ 09:36:27 PM AEST
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Thing is...there are adults today that act like this.
Maybe its because they didnt get enough attention
when they were younger or maybe they are still in
that "Wanna fit in every niche" stage of their life.
thank you for sharing. I needed a good laugh :)

Rich




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