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I`m In A Boy Band

Contributed by jamesstockdale on Saturday, 2nd March 2019 @ 07:20:48 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I`m in a boy band
We must really suck
Cause we have no fans
Doesn`t really matter cause we always get drunk
Until we are in a deep funk
We got one hell of a band
When we usually share the jam
It`s on toast
Cause we love it the most
They say I`m really great with the chicks
Cause I go to the hatchery every other day
After we play a few licks
The audience usually calls us %$#@s
No doubt I`m the best
And the others
Just the rest
I`m my greatest fan
Cause we all know
I be the man
I`m a rock and roller by heart
While touring Liverpool, I realized
BanjoSandwitch rips a mean fart

Notes to self #1:
Never write poetry in your sleep. Use kool words like, YO, Word, Player, Bro, you know.
Make sure to talk about yourself in third person. It adds importance to your being.
At least that`s what I`m seeing.
Mention softerware, I don`t think she really cares. Never P.M. Timmy before 4 AM.
Word Bro-Word!

Stockdale Be Epic-Yeah

Notes to self #2:
Spank the child. Never let the sandwitch spoil.
Never say you love Invierno while in Florida.
Delete notes above before posting to YPDC.
Yeah, you and me. But I`m the one you come to see.
Over and out!

All in good humor of course :)

Copyright © jamesstockdale ... [ 2019-03-02 19:20:48]
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Re: I`m In A Boy Band (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Sunday, 3rd March 2019 @ 07:26:59 AM AEST
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OK. You and Invierno are in cahoots. This is silly playful 100% pure fun. with a few good natured pokes at friends.
I love the chicks joke and the jam on toast!
Shame on anyone who PMS Timmy before 4 am!

A side of you I have never seen, James. You are so tickled with yourself it is a hoot, sir!
Go for it. I like this side of your playfulness. You are breaking out! WORD? what word? :)

Re: I`m In A Boy Band (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 4th March 2019 @ 02:44:09 AM AEST
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OMG!!!! Too funny!!!! 🤣😂😁😅😄😃😆😗

Re: I`m In A Boy Band (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 4th March 2019 @ 02:45:31 AM AEST
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Word. 🤓 ✌️

Re: I`m In A Boy Band (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 26th August 2020 @ 05:29:38 AM AEST
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// More words. 👍

Re: I`m In A Boy Band (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 26th August 2020 @ 05:34:12 AM AEST
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//// Yo, Player. What up with this 4 a.m. /*****/?

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